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- I got a second job
- My subletter bailed
- Having an anxiety attack.
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I wrote things in this.
Here are some snippets from a conversation my roommate is having with one of his friends about a girl.
- You gotta be nice to them (girls) in the beginning until you lure them in.
- I’m going to get so many blowjobs tonight, they’re much safer.
- I should make plans with her and then bail last minute.
- I’m going to reply with ‘k’. Just one word.
Friend: Oh man she’s going to be so pissed.
-Let’s make macaroni. Half shells half elbow.
(WHO MIXES PASTA LIKE THAT. WTF.)
-What was your nickname during rush?
Friend: Golden Showers, because I pissed while walking backwards when I was blackout drunk one night.
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Just finished two finals. 3’s A’s in 3 classes so far! Someone come bike with me now!
First Day Of My Life - Bright Eyes
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“We’re up all night til the sun. We’re up all night to get some. We’re up all night for good fun. We’re up all night to get lucky.”